"'SMH' @ Facebook Beef"

Found this funny (and mostly true) list of things not to do on Facebook.  This post is inspired by recent Facebook beef and other silly things I have seen on the site.   This post has been edited at my discretion. (http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=217653181956) to see the whole post.


1) If i have to hide you on my homepage because you update your status every 5 minutes, there is a problem.

2) DO NOT CONVERSATE WALL TO WALL ! nobody cares about your conversation. get a cell phone.

3) Do not post your number on your status, i will prank call you..

4) Do not contradict your statuses, ex: (insert trey songz nasty quote) and then have a quote about God next.

5) Do not put your titties out on your profile picture

6) WHY IS YO MIDDLE NAME MORE THAN 20 LETTERS consisting of stupid stuff like, (the baddest) (nikki minaj) (harajuku barbie) (stupid symbols) etc..

7) You should not have 15 brothers and sisters, 8 kids, and 3 parents -_-

8) Do not use blingie to edit your pics

9) Dont wear the same outfit in all your pictures.. 

12) Please use letters, not symbols and numbers while typing.

14) .iyf yuuoh taypee; lykee dhiss* -......

16) If your page consists of people asking "do i know you" there is a problem

19) Bullying and talking shit on facebook is stupid.

25) Dont post depressing ass statuses every minute of your life....

26) Don't be having those pic group photos and try to say you're the buff one on the right, when you're really the fat one in the middle.

47) This is FACEBOOK not TWITTER !

48) Why do you look nothing like your profile picture?

51) Don't change your eye color in your photos.

52) Don't make your name something stupid like "Lapaprika 'bahdaxsbitch' Jones"

55) Don't suck in your stomach in your pictures tryna show something you don't have.

57) Don't lie on picture comments. Everybody knows that picture is absolutely hideous, not "cute<33"

58) If someone likes your status, dont reply on it and tell them thank you.

60) Pokemon, car, celeb, etc profile pictures are the definition of UBER FAIL.

61) Dont change your relationship status everyday knowing damn well you have NOBODY!

62) if i get tagged in one more shout out video, im going to scream. 20 minute video consisting of "uhms" and "ahs" along with 800thousand notifications from TWO people.

64) this is fb, not myspacee. we dont not "own" pics, or ask people to tag you in something if you like it. -__
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